We hope your ex gets punched in the junk!
This is our new slogan… Our old motto was we hope your ex catches herpes and dies and if you have ever been cheated on, or your ex is a whore, this is exactly how you might feel. People often ask “Naked Dan, can you die from herpes?”. No, most people know that you can’t die from herpes, that’s what made this phrase funny. I get asked a lot why would we say it that way, there’s nothing funny about herpes or death. That is very true, there isn’t anything particularly funny about either of those. It is however the way most people who have been dumped on in life feel about the person that did it, a normal death isn’t good enough, they have to catch herpes first.
Nobody likes getting cheated on, and it’s even worse when you think about the possible STD’s that you could contract because your lover is a filthy whore. Everyone knows one of the leading causes of an STD is promiscuity, that is why most people prefer a monogamous relationship. If someone was out gambling with your genitals, you’d be really upset, and the do deserve to get punched in the junk.
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